Cartman's Chaos Lab unlocks next

We're finishing the South Park Sucks Chaos Lab — interactive quests, Chef's snack experiments, and improv story rooms that only early insiders can trigger. Hop on the alert list so you're first through the bunker doors when Cartman flips the switch.

• 🛷Snowbound Stark's Pond missions and scavenger hunts open to early guests first.
• 🎮Interactive drops, voice packs, and alternate endings premiere inside the Chaos Lab.
• 🥓Chef's snack experiments and town-vote prompts go live alongside the lab opener.

We publish the exact go-live time on X and this site the moment the final checks pass.